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God's Blogs: Insights from His Sight (Hardback)Donoho, Lanny (Author)
The date is April 12, 2007. God has just posted His latest blog for all humankind to read. Since you actually can’t log on to the Internet to view such a thing, here’s your next best opportunity. God’s Blogs is a humorous yet moving, fictional yet insightful book containing a series of online journal entries from God. Lanny Donoho’s unique style and perspective allows readers to see things from God’s vantage point as He watches the world and delivers His day to day reactions and thoughts. It’s God’s journal…as envisioned and penned by a human writer, of course. Some are lighthearted, others profound, but each entry illuminates a biblical truth in a whole new way that will meet you right here, right now!
"Everybody has their ideas of what God might want to say to them. These are mine." ~Lanny Donoho. Log on to Lanny’s vision of what God’s online journal might look like. Details
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Chapter ExcerptChapter OneChapter OneAll bloggers have their own profile. This is mine.
Things I created that I really like: WIND ... the way it blows in tornadoes ... the gentleness of it softly brushing against the grains in a field of wheat.
Eyes (how they speak more clearly than mouths) SMILES WATER ... all of its forms ... falls, rain, icicles, rivers, lakes, tears. Light ... its speed and form. How it helps you see. How it sprinkles the night just right. Colors The BRAIN ... I like that every single one is different and that each of them continue to change each second.
Oh ... and I really like how I made you. You are different and wonderfully unique, and I created you that way in your mother's belly. I consider each of you My masterpiece.
And then the things I made that thrill you and Me both ...
Music LAUGHTER Friendship Taste buds What happens in the soul when lovers touch
Names humans call Me: Yahweh Creator Alpha Omega I Am Abba My favorite. It means. Daddy for those of you who havent studied other languages
Favorite stuff I have done: Setting the universe up to spin like it does ... like a giant mobile. That Red Sea incident. Surprise Lazarus! You're back! The whole Jonah episode. Used people no one knows to make a difference in millions of lives. Sent Jesus to the earth! Rolled away that stone so He could come out and show you who I really AM. Created YOU in MY image. (You look good.) You'll hear about more in the blogs.
Contact Info. Just call Me ... out loud, in your head, with your heart. I'll get it.
The blog before the blogs
Since there are millions of humans blogging all the time and other millions reading those millions, I thought I'd get in on the act and see who might be interested in My day-to-day random entries. One problem I have is that here I AM outside of time, and these web pages automatically put a date on the entry. I could override that-I AM God. But I think you readers are sharp enough to know that if I said "Today I surprised Moses and made a bush burn in front of him without burning up," the day I'M talking about would be a long time ago to you ... even though the entry might read August 21, 2005. Part of the problem I have with communicating with humans is this whole "time" thing. Today I AM chatting with Moses and today I AM speaking to James McDaniel who was born in 2021 and is praying for his mother right now. That's why I called Myself I AM. I was even watching some of you read this ... before it was typed. I know that whole concept throws some of you off balance. If you need to feel more comfortable, just imagine you are in a Hitchcock movie, The Twilight Zone, The Matrix, or maybe even Shadows in Time. (If you're reading this before the year 2008, then you don't know of that last film yet.) The fact is, I started and finished all of these blogs before the word blog existed. I just had to wait till you had the word and the concept before I put them in the brain of someone in your century and had him put them into words.
Basically I'M entering into your blogdom because somehow the rumor got started that I was kind of boring.
For those of you who bought into that craziness, you should know that I'M the one who created all the stuff you love ... all the stuff that makes life exciting. I invented funny. and LAUGHTER. I created ADVENTURE and Romance.
I even came up with the concept of communication. I can communicate across the world in nanoseconds (without intel inside).
I know your soul, and what makes you happy and sad. So, I plan on dispelling some of the misconceptions about who I AM ... and painting a new picture of Me ... just for you. And maybe I'll paint a new picture of you ... (one that you haven't seen before). Some of My blogs will make some of you laugh, and others of you will think I'M weird. I AM. Hey! That last phrase was both a statement and My name Some of you laughed at that. Some of you would laugh if I said you had to get the blog out of your own eye before you can remove the spec from someone else's. Some of you have no idea what I'M talking about.
I'll use a human to write these. Of course, using a human means he might misinterpret some of My thoughts or use some of his own to say what he thinks I AM thinking, but it'll be a fun thing watching people read and respond. The particular human I AM using for this one is a bit different than most. He'll probably get some strange artist to doodle on the pages and put photographs in the middle of blogs that don't seem to make any sense. * * * I'M sure he will play around with different FONTS and he will use ellipses way too much ... Anyway ... Who knows (I mean, besides Me)? I might even put it into a publisher's head to make this into a book. I just want to let you know what some of My thoughts and hopes for you are. I already put a lot of that in My bestseller (sixty-six books in one). I continue to speak through lots of people and circumstances, but this will be a unique way to show some who think I'M old and outdated that I AM still relevant. Because ... hey ... I'M a blogger. (Continues...)
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